| Never Mind the bollocks, here's the d-bag of the week for 1/12/08 |
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| Lafayette Ronald (L. Ron) Hubbard |
Before we were innundated with nicknames like J. Lo, A-Rod, and T Mac, there was L. Ron. While this photo
(actually, we're not sure if it's a real photo or just an artist's rendition of what Hubbard's human form looked like)
says more than words ever could, we nominated this bad-science-fiction-novel writing, cult-starting pedophile
when it was discovered by the ScrubSports staff that Will "Fresh Prince" Smith is a full-blown whacko, er,
Scientologist. While it was clear that Smith needed to rehabilitate his Thetan to achieve a state of clear...oh,
God, who are we kidding? Just check out this Wikipedia page and try to keep a straight face. Hubbard is the
first, and last, posthumous D-bag of the Week nominee. Hell, after reading about him, it's unsure whether
anyone else could ever live up to these lofty exploits of d-baggery. Expect a forthcoming jointly-authored special
report from Murphy the Goat and Wildfire Rage.
(actually, we're not sure if it's a real photo or just an artist's rendition of what Hubbard's human form looked like)
says more than words ever could, we nominated this bad-science-fiction-novel writing, cult-starting pedophile
when it was discovered by the ScrubSports staff that Will "Fresh Prince" Smith is a full-blown whacko, er,
Scientologist. While it was clear that Smith needed to rehabilitate his Thetan to achieve a state of clear...oh,
God, who are we kidding? Just check out this Wikipedia page and try to keep a straight face. Hubbard is the
first, and last, posthumous D-bag of the Week nominee. Hell, after reading about him, it's unsure whether
anyone else could ever live up to these lofty exploits of d-baggery. Expect a forthcoming jointly-authored special
report from Murphy the Goat and Wildfire Rage.
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