Mike Greenberg pointed out on Mike & Mike in the Morning that this man has signed 20 years worth of contracts in the past 18 months. He signed a 10-year deal with Louisville and left a year later, then left less than a year into a 5-year deal with the Falcons. And he then signed a new deal with Arkansas the same day he phoned in his resignation to Atlanta. How the hell are you going to recruit players when they can't even have a reasonable expectation that your dumb ass will still be there by the time they get the chance to play for you? Why in the hell would Arkansas hire a guy who's willing to walk out on a job before even finishing a season? For waffling more than an Eggo, Bobby Petrino is named the D-Bag of the Week. It should be noted that Falcons owner Arthur Blank finished second in the voting this time around, both for the decision to hire the phenomenal D-bag above and for making that fried chicken comment about Vick on MNF. It's unlikely that Blank's statement was racially motivated, it was just incredibly stupid given the incendiary nature of the events and emotions surrounding the whole Mike Vick issue.