Pet Owners to Blame for Vick's Harsh Sentence:
a ScrubSports.com Special Report
by Clark Sheffield
Posted on ESPN's SportsNation chat boards in the Atlanta Falcons forum by Romo4Mayor:

      
I want to remind many of you of a time in this country's history when a race of people were abused and the
gooverment just sat and watched. Dogs, water hoses and corrupt police. The nation watched as children were
kill in a church bombing....But when 2 White boys died in Philadelphia, Miss....all of a sudden, there's a problem!

Michael Vick was sacrifice because of the demographics of pet owners, THEY VOTE, THEY HAVE WEALTH, THEY ARE
THE RIGHT RACE, THEY ARE CONSUMERS, THEY SERVE ON JURY DUTY.....this is not about dog fighting, this is
about:

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    Uncover niche markets that might be seeking new products or services.

  • Analyzing market and consumer trends: Determine the characteristics of pet owning households being
    served. Uncover spending trends by household income and its affect of spending by species.

  • Strategic planning: Changes to pet populations over time signal necessary changes in business, public
    policy and governmental regulations. The highly accurate data gathered for the U.S. Pet Ownership and
    Demographics Sourcebook are a perfect source for making informed decisions.

Once again, another African-American has been sacrifice....this is wrong.
     Oh my God, I can't believe I didn't see this before.  All this time I've been turning a blind eye to it when it was
right in front of me.  I'm actually pretty upset that it took this insightful genius's probing commentary (or was it a
conspiracy theorist's nonsensical diatribe) to make me see the light.  I had to overlook the innumerable
grammatical and syntactical errors and had to read Romo4Mayor's post several times before it started to make
any sense to me, but after the 5th or 6th time through I had begun to discover threads of intelligent, original
thought.  And then it hit me: pet owners run America!  Just take a look at the FACTS, as laid out by Romo4Mayor:

     A) Pet owners are the only people who vote (if you don't have a pet, you don't care about politics)
     
     B) Pet owners hold most of the wealth in this country (poor people can't afford pets)

     C) All pet owners are White (I can only assume this is what he means by "the right race")  

     D) Pet owners buy more stuff (clearly, as they've got to feed those pesky animals)

     E) Pet owners are the only people who serve on jury duty (Is this because white people have it so good that
they don't have to go work or because PETA controls the judicial system and has made it so that only pet owners
are chosen for jury duty?  You can be the judge of that, but I am NOT a pet owner and I have never been called
for jury duty.)


Clearly, this whole Vick case was cooked up by the people at PETA and The Humane Society to gather information
for an impending overthrow of the American government.  Well, I for one am not going to stand for it.  Through
diligent research and some educated guesswork, I've discovered the ringleader of this whole operation.  These
people are powerful though, so I've kept their leader's identity semi-secret.  You have to mouse over the image
to uncover the truth, but may God be with you if they ever discover that you know what I now know.
In all seriousness though, that post was some of the most unintelligible tripe I've ever seen.  First of all, it didn't even make
any sense.  And I'm not talking about any kind of in-the-greater-scheme-of-things overview; I just mean that it made no
sense at all.  The guy was trying to make points, but there was no factual evidence and nothing tied together.  I am issuing
a challenge to Romo4Mayor: put together a full-length piece on why the Mike Vick trial and sentencing is based on a
government agenda and email it to me at admin@scrubsports.com and I will post it, free of edits and ridicule.  Oh, and the
same goes for any of you other silly bastards out there; if any of you actually have the balls to send something to me here
at the site, I will be happy to post it.
Mike Vick, come on down!  
And be sure to have your pet spayed or neutered.