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ScrubSports Exclusives

The Jerk Circle 6
4/4/08

Coaching Carousel  
2/20/08
Bob Loblaw runs down the possible candidates for the possible opening at
the head spot of the IU b-ball program.

SBTB Tourney  
2/13/08 - ?
Clark Sheffield, George Streeter, and Steve Whitewater have combined
forces to bring you a tournament to end all tournaments.

Losing Teams
2/14/08
In what could sort of be considered a follow-up to his "Loserville" article,
Steve Whitewater looks at some high-performing regular season squads
that fared poorly in the postseason.

Murphy's Blog
2/6/08
This is the first entry of Murphy The Goat's continuing blog on polarizing
topics in sports and pop culture.  On Ash Wednesday, he talks about
repentence and forgiveness.

Ad Nauseum: Breaking Down the Super Bowl Spots  
2/5/08
Murphy The Goat returns from a long hiatus to alternately make fun of
and applaud some of the TV spots from the Big Game.

Arlen Specter & The Magic Videotape  
2/4/08
Bob Loblaw takes Sen. Specter to task on his recent inquiries into
Spygate.

Wanna Bet?  
1/29/08
The Koss drops some more knowledge on us, this time about where and
how to bet online.





NFL & College Football

I'll Have a Draft Please  NEW!
4/30/08
Steve Whitewater discusses the NFL draft and what makes it great.


Dynasty?  What Dynasty?  
4/4/08
Bob Loblaw examines 3 once-brilliant college football programs whose
stock has dropped in recent years.

Skippy's First Mock Draft
2/6/08
Skippy McMannis is back on the scene after a 3-month hiatus.  We're
pretty sure Mel Kiper is the only man on the planet with a more firm
grasp on the draft.

Who's #1?
2/6/08
Bob Loblaw takes an extensive look at the past 18 #1 NFL draft picks.

Super Bowl QBs  
1/25/08
Steve Whitewater looks back over the past 42 years of Super Bowl QBs
and selects the 10 most random.




MMA/RITC

RITC 20
4/14/08
DREAM, Adrenaline, Bas Rutten, Limp Bizkit, and people who are missing
legs.

RITC 19
3/18/08
Randy Couture is a whiner, ESPN's MMA message boards suck, DREAM is
a nightmare, and Wildfire is still burning.

RITC 18
3/6/08
Thoughts on UFC 82, Elite XC on CBS, and Mr. 17.

5 Rounds, Pt. 3  
3/6/08
Skippy and Wildfire take on 5 new questions and bash the Boilermakers.

RITC 17: UFC 82 Preview  
2/25/08
We'd put a description here, but do you
really need one?

5 Rounds w/ Wildfire & Skippy, Pt. 2  
2/20/08
They're back, and this time they're answering
your questions.

5 Rounds w/ Wildfire & Skippy  
2/11/08
Our MMA experts debate several hot topics.

RITC 16  
2/4/08
Wildfire burns on fat-ass know-it-alls and Tiki Barber.
 


Fantasy Sports

Fulfilling Your Fantasy: Follow-Up  
12/5/07
Clark takes a brief look at his FFL performance.

NBA

Association Overhaul  NEW!
4/30/08
Dr. Bob Loblaw thinks the NBA is sick, and he's got just the prescription
to make it better.


Fun Facts
:

If Gene Keady's combover was laid flat, it would be long enough to circle
the globe twice.

The Colorado Rockies' home attendance has dropped by more than
21,000 fans per game since 1995.