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The Clark Sheffield Show
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The Clark Sheffield Show, Episode V
The Holidays suck, The NFL Network and BTN suck, Devin Hester is a bad
mother (shut yo' mouth!) and IU football is a white trash girl with low self
esteem.  There's more, but you'll have to actually watch the video to find
out.

The Clark Sheffield Show, Episode IV
Bruce Weber is a whiny b!tch, Eric Gordon is amazing, being a wild monkey
in India would be cool, and Clark is looking for an excuse to wear a bra on
camera.  All this and more, very little more, in this latest episode.

The Clark Sheffield Show, Episode III
The Bears brought Rexy back, the Celtics are dominating the NBA despite
Skip Bayless' idiotic raving, Cam Cameron should hide somewhere, and the
NFL's popularity spike is not unlike that of VHS in the 80's.  You'll find these
topics and more in Episode III of the Clark Sheffield Show.  Sorry, but
there's no audio on this yet; the video's on the main page or on YouTube.

The Clark Sheffield Show, Episode II  
Clark hits on the Mitchell steroid investigation, A-Rod's value, Spygate, and
the bad drivers in Indianapolis.  Clark was wearing a Dick Nixon mask when
he filmed this, so the audio might be a little garbled at times.  For a
transcript, click here.  To see the video on YouTube, click here.

The Clark Sheffield Show, Episode I
In this, the second installment, Sheff takes on Joe Torre, Martina Hingis,
and Stephen Jackson.  This edition of the Clark Sheffield show also marks
the first time ScrubSports has stepped into the world of video.  Both the
audio and video are available here on the site, or you can check us out on
YouTube.

The Clark Sheffield Show (original episode, audio)
In the first edition of the Clark Sheffield Show, our fearless leader offers his
takes on the Red Sox, the Pats, and Len Pasquerelli's worthlessness.  If he
learns to keep his mouth away from the mic, and to write better material,
this might turn into a worthwhile segment.


Rants
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Bob Knight's Halftime Speech
It must have sucked to have been a Hoosier after this.

Lee Elia Tirade
The former Cubs skipper drops f-bombs like Hiroshima.

Mike Tyson Compilation
Some of Kid Dynamite's greatest hits.
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