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Association Overhaul
"...unless their players were to go up into the stands and beat
them up, but that never happens, right?"
I'll Have a Draft Please
"Sure, we may suck at getting everyone health care or
implementing a proper exit strategy from Iraq, but we can sure
beat each other’s brains in over a good game of tackle football!"
Rage In The Cage XX
"No word on whether Limp Bizkit will play a concert at this show
because it would fit with the name and everything."
Dynasty? What Dynasty?
Yes, I know I could have included other college sports, but
seriously, when was the last time you watched college baseball
or tennis?
The Jerk Circle 6: The Diamond Edition
Predictions, favorite meals, and more.
RITC XIX
"...Tito knows that Jenna’s love tunnel is the only one
cavernous enough to birth his big-headed offspring."
Pacing The Draft
"He certainly has a checkered past but, unlike the 2 picks
before him, at least he is still on the team and playing…"
5 Rounds w/ Wildfire and Skippy, Pt. 3
"Then again, Fitch went to Purdue and we know how those
people always think they are better than what they really are."
RITC XVIII
“Anderson Silva can’t compete with the Rude Awakening. Rude
is probably going to take Anderson’s wife after this fight."
SBTB Tournament
No quotes, just all your favorite SBTB extras facing off in
glorious competition. View the bracket and then check out the
breakdowns from Round 1.
RITC XVII: UFC 82 Predictions
"Drew Franklin, I hope you take the wheels off your home
before crossing the Ohio River in it, Oregon-Trail style. See you
in Columbus!"
5 Rounds w/ Skippy and Wildfire, Pt. 2
"I'm going to go out on a limb and assume Wanderlei was
probably a bit ‘roided up in PRIDE"
Coaching Carousel
"...is it a three way call if he picks it up on speaker and someone
else walks by???"
Losing Teams
"Baron and his beard would go on to lose to Utah in the next
round while Dirk would claim his MVP award and go sit in the
corner listening to his David Hasselhoff records."
5 Rounds w/ Wildfire & Skippy
"And why complain about exclusivity inherent in a UFC
contract?"
Murphy's Blog
"All this Texas-sized douche is doing at this point is climbing
higher up the ladder, thereby making his fall from grace that
much farther."
Skippy's 1st Mock Draft
"Brohm is much closer to being ready and could push Sexy Rexy
to actually competency for a few weeks."
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| ScrubSports.com presents: The Dumbest Human Being Alive (story courtesy of Yahoo! News) FORT WORTH, Texas - Charles Ray Fuller must have been planning one big record company. The 21-year-old North Texas man was arrested last week for trying to cash a $360 billion check, saying he wanted to start a record business. Tellers at the Fort Worth bank were immediately suspicious — perhaps the 10 zeros on a personal check tipped them off. Fuller, of suburban Crowley, was arrested on a forgery charge. He was released after posting $3,750 bail. Fuller said his girlfriend's mother gave him the check to start a record business. But bank employees who contacted the account's owner said the woman told them she did not give him permission to take or cash the check. In addition to the forgery count, Fuller was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possessing marijuana. Officers reported finding less than two ounces of marijuana and a .25-caliber handgun and magazine in his pockets. |
| PETA sucks. I suppose they've got an admirable cause, but they try to stir the pot just for the sake of stirring. One of their idiot spokespeople went on the Mike Tirico Show to bitch about Eight Belles' jockey and when Mike asked what that jockey did that another had not done, she just talked about how barbaric horse racing was. He asked the question 3 times and got a generic response each time, finally saying, "It's okay to say you don't know if you really don't have an answer." PETA, you can't help animals if the people you're trying to recruit to your cause all think you've got your heads up your asses. |