The Semetary
Yes, we know it's misspelled.
If you're looking for the
meaning of life on this site,
you're an idiot.  If, however,
you are a depraved
masochist or someone
looking to get a chuckle at
the expense of women's pro
sports leagues or Barry
Bonds' grape, you are in the
right place.  Oh, also,
whatever you do, don't go
in Catacomb B.  Seriously,
it'd be bad news.



Catacomb A

Catacomb B

Catacomb C
The Hall Of Infamy
Listed below are our most popular articles.  You can visit the
Catacombs to see more of the tripe we've produced.  And bear in
mind that many of these articles are from our old format, so they
may look a little janky.  Yeah, I said "janky."  Well, I typed it, but
still.


IU Hoops and the Burbs
Carbon dating places this article's origins at sometime in 2004, if
our math is correct.  It details the inexplicable similarities
between the Mike Davis-led Hoosiers and Tom Hanks' magnum
opus.

Memo To Purdue Fans
George Streeter tells Purdue fans to remember their place in the
college football hierarchy.


Addison's Day At Wrigley
This is unlike anything we've ever done here at ScrubSports: it's
touching and genuine.  Clark Sheffield penned this story of a
father who takes his daughter to her first Cubs game.

Bulls On Parade: The Rise of South Florida
George Streeter tells us why the emergence of the USF football
program is not a surprise.


Fukudome: A Known Commodity
We make some clever and not-so-clever plays on the Cubs
outfielder's last name.

RITC Awards
Wildfire doles out hardware for the 2007 UFC campaign.

College Football Year in Review
Bob Loblaw waxes intelligent as he looks back at the 2007 NCAA
football season

Pet Owners to Blame for Vick's Harsh
Sentence: A ScrubSports.com Special Report
Clark Sheffield went to tremendous lengths to uncover the truth
behing Mike Vick's harsh sentencing.  He found it in, of all places,
the Atlanta Falcons chat board on ESPN.com.

RITC XII
In his most popular article to date, Wildfire continues to spread
his flames.  Here, he burns on steroid users in MMA.

Cubs Mailbag Report
Clark Sheffield once more uncovers a disturbing truth as he
investigates why so many idiot Cubs fans still think that bringing
Sammy Sosa back is a good idea.
Because they're recurring columns, we decided to
dedicate an entire section to The Jerk Circle and
Rage in The Cage.